André Melancia
Portugal

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KulenDayz 2025
04/09/2025
Hacking Azure AI
ai
security
hacking

AI will eventually take over the world, but if it gets hacked... This is a demo-driven session, suited for developers, data engineers, data scientists and security consultants. Both exploits and security recommendations to avoid them will be covered. Every session is different, anything can happen. Disclaimer: No Borg cubes were harmed in making this session.

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Hacking Azure
azure
cloud
security
hacking

Everything is hackable, so why not the cloud? If you're running environments in any cloud, what can you do to protect yourself against attacks? Disclaimer: Clouds are made of H₂O and they can easily be hacked into H₂ and O₂. With a bit more effort, your job can be hacked as well.

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Hacking SQL Server Another Day
security
sql
hacking
sqlserver
tls
databases
ddm
mitm
rls
tds

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Develop for Inclusion using AI: An Azure Story
ai
accessibility
inclusion
equality
disability

Disabilities are not limitations. Technology helps balance the scale. This session shows some practical examples for real world usage, and you are encouraged to use these technologies to make your projects even more amazing and welcoming to everyone.

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Melting AI Foundry: An Evil Azure Story
azure
ai
datascience
llm
model
aifoundry
aistudio

Things are getting hot and heavy for AI, now that Azure AI Foundry is doing its sinister business. Forging devilish bots, torturing text and extracting diabolical knowledge, generating demonic cat images, or simply using someone else's not-so-malicious models (and then also the zero-humped Llama from a certain malevolent social network), and so much more villainy... Disclaimer: Doctor Evil will now control your life and ║ The generated content was filtered due to triggering ║ Azure OpenAI Service’s content filtering system. ║ Reason: This response contains content flagged as Violence (very high).

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André can deliver sessions in
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Spanish
Portuguese
Galician
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